So I heard some pretty funny stuff while in Texas this trip. Kids say the funniest stuff here are just a few!
Situation: Haleigh and Gabi are both called Lulu so it gets confusing for them. It is lunch time and we are sitting beside each other at the table.
Me: Lu what would you like to drink
Haleigh: Are you talking to me or her? (in a very serious thirsty voice)
Me: You
Haleigh: Juice
Situation: Driving to my mom's house with the
grandkids so I could get some time with them without their parents. Of course Granny's house is the perfect get away!
Hannah: (holding a water bottle) Aunt Toto, I have to drink
alot of water or my stomach gets overheated. When your tummy is overheated it hurts!
Me: Well then you better make sure you drink so your tummy stays cooled down.
Haleigh:
Aunt Toto, I don't have to drink all the time, but sometimes if I don't drink a little my tummy gets overheated too! But not all the time!
Situation: Me picking on Haleigh about eating hot dogs for dinner. Haleigh does NOT like hot dogs.
Me: Okay, lets have hot dogs Haleigh
Haleigh: I don't like hot dogs
Me: I know you like hot dogs you don't have to tell me sweetie, I said lets make some
Haleigh: No, I don't like hot dogs.
Me: Okay...I am making them, have some patience
Haleigh: Aunt Toto why do you pick on me about hot dogs...I don't like them!
Me: Laughing because she is so cute and hilarious!
Situation: Gabi beating up her cousins
Haleigh: Gabi is mean! :-)
Situation: Driving to go swimming at the
Harris's house
Brad: Bill where are we going
(Bill is papaw and I do NOT know why he said this because I call my father in law Mr. Harris)
Situation: Brad screaming for his
Mamaw to find out where she is
Brad: Mrs. Harris...where are you Mrs. Harris!
(This does make since b/c I call my in laws Mr. & Mrs. Harris...I guess I am just going to have to start saying
Mamaw and Papaw)
There were tons of other funny situations...but it is late and my mind is wondering, but you get the picture.